Nov
13th
Thu
13th
I wonder what would happen if sober me had a conversation with drunk me
- sober me: You alright?
- drunk me: HELL YEAH !!!
- sober me: you sure? you don't look it
- drunk me: I googled conversation starters the other day, the first one was: What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?, What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
- sober me: I haven't read one
- drunk me: What?!
- sober me: No, watching that Jim Carey christmas film doesn't count
- drunk me: oh, question 5, Who's your favorite Muppet?
- sober me: you know who my favourite muppet is, it's Beaker, you muppet
- drunk me: do you think lindsay lohan has a myspace?
- sober me: I don't know, probably, why?
- drunk me: I might send her a message later, asking her out
- sober me: You don't even like lindsay lohan
- drunk me: yeah I do! I think we'll make a great couple, she's hot!!! AWOOGA!
- sober me: ok
- drunk me: lend us some money
- sober me: why?
- drunk me: to buy some drink
- sober me: No, i think you've had too much
- drunk me: no i fucking haven't, you cunt, blllluuurrrrr!!!!
- sober me: you dick, all over my new shoes
- drunk me: I bought them
- sober me: you're an idiot
- drunk me: I love you
- sober me: I love you too
