May
7th
Thu
7th
I don’t know why I’ve been collecting Sainsbury’s active school kid vouchers - I don’t even go to school.
May
4th
Mon
4th
Crack Head! - Later he caught up with us and cut my friends throat.
It’s so strange seeing children in school uniform on the weekend, WTF are they doing? I saw a kid today in Burger King in school uniform, that must suck having to do school stuff over the weekend.
May
3rd
Sun
3rd
I’m on a mother fucking boat
Apr
29th
Wed
29th
GPOY1983
From left to right: My brother Jonathan, Chief Chirpa, Me, R2D2 and my brother Matthew
Apr
28th
Tue
28th
Bye Bye TOTW
I’m sorry to say there will be no more Twat of the Week ever again. The truth is… is that, I’m bored of it. I Was going to do it for a year but it just fell short by a couple of weeks plus it’s bogging up my blog. Thanks for all the likes over the last 47 weeks. If you would like to copy the concept then please do. On other news I just heard my mothers friend say “I’ll see you next Tuesday” to her, huh huh. Keep Safe
Apr
22nd
Wed
22nd
GPOYW
Apr
18th
Sat
18th
Twat Of The Week 46 - Zac Efron
Twat of The Week 47 - Pete Wentz
I’m sick of seeing these two dudes faces around London on billboards.
Apr
5th
Sun
5th
rych:
Photograph: Tim Whitby/Getty
I’ve officially seen everything now. Some of Jade Goody’s floral tributes.
I suppose this means Jade Goody was fond of Marmite. It’s still a very odd thing to do.
Either love her or hate her is the message
Apr
4th
Sat
4th
TWAT OF THE WEEK 45
Week’s are going to too fast for my liking, but this bumhole has seen it coming for years. It’s Ashton kuntcher. I’m I right?, I’m not wrong.
Apr
2nd
Thu
2nd
does wii fit actually make you fit?
Ultimate Warrior Vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley (WrestleMania XII) jump to the 4:50 mark. I wonder if HHH will do that this sunday.
Wrestlemania 25 predictions
WWE Champion Triple H vs. Randy Orton
Winner: HHH (face)
Why: Even though Orton should be champion, I think they can milk it for another couple of PPV
World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs. John Cena vs. Big Show (Triple Threat Match)
Winner: Cena (Babyface)
Why: Vince needs to sell t-shirts and Cena is the face of WWE. Like it or not. I don’t Cena, I’d rather see Edge with the title as long as possible but they need to drop the Vickie Guerrero story line. It”s been played out far too long.
Intercontinental Champion JBL vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: JBL (Heel)
Why: I don’t think there will be to many title changes this PPV.
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy (Extreme Rules Match)
Winner: Matt (Heel)
Why: I think this will give him more heat. Jeff was such a lame Champion, worst then Kane.
WWE Tag Team Champions vs. World Tag Team Champions (Unified Tag Team Championship Lumberjack Match)
Winners: Miz and Morrison
Why: I think their good, build on their cockyness
Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker
Winner: Taker
Why: 17-0
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
Why: We’ll it’s more of a hoping guess
25-Diva Battle Royal
Winner: Gail Kim
Why: She’s back
Chris Jericho vs. WWE Legends
Winners: WWE Legends
Why: He’ll get squared right in the face by Mickey Rourke
Yes helpfully illustrating one of the potential pitfalls of citizen journalism, two amateur film makers raced towards the inferno with their lenses on. Aside from recklessly dumb visual observation we also got to enjoy recklessly dumb vocal observation as one of them says it wasn’t a fire but actually Satan coming to earth in the form of oil.I know the guys who filmed it, they got £500 for this. Who’s laughing now Charlie ‘apologising for saying George Bush should be assassinated’ Brooker?
Some of their other videos:
you forgot Tring Rope swing, a personal favourite
