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Apr
4th
Fri
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Stelberg? What’s that? A cross between Stella and Carlsberg? Two bottles of Stelberg, err… a bottle of Fostweiser and err… and a half a Guinneken! Yeah, yeah! You got any nisps or cruts?
— Harry Hill - Harry Hill’s TV Burp S03 E05
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Every Little Helps

Tonight I popped into a Tesco metro to buy a cheap bottle of beer. I took it to the counter and paid for it with a five pound note. The lady behind the counter gave me my change back and said “are you old enough?”. I looked at my hand with the change in it then I looked at her. (I was thinking : you’ve already served me you stupid fucking bitch, how does this work?) I gave her my I.D because I didn’t want to be an asshole about the situation. “yeah I’m 25” I said, then it dawned on me that I’m actual 24. She looked at the card. “yeah I’m 25 later this year” I quickly replied with me pulling my stupid driving lience photo face. She was happy “o.k thanks for shopping at Tesco”. I left tesco’s thinking I’ve been trying to grow some facial hair to make myself look older but it actually makes me look like i’m 17 again . I’M NEARLY 25 AND I CAN’T GROW ANY FACIAL HAIR !!! that feels better to get that out



p.s how do you get rid of shaving rash?
Apr
3rd
Thu
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bhell13:  
WeRobot  How many can you name?  So far I’ve got: K-9 Astroboy Marvin A Rock-em sock-em R2D2 C3PO Iron Giant Terminator ED209 Bender Crow T Robot & Tom Servo A Sentinel Optimus Prime Furby Berzerk The one from Metropolis A Darlek Johnny 5 Mega Man Twiggy Tin Man Rosie from The Jetsons
   

bhell13:

WeRobot

How many can you name?

So far I’ve got:
K-9
Astroboy
Marvin
A Rock-em sock-em
R2D2
C3PO
Iron Giant
Terminator
ED209
Bender
Crow T Robot & Tom Servo
A Sentinel
Optimus Prime
Furby
Berzerk
The one from Metropolis
A Darlek
Johnny 5
Mega Man
Twiggy
Tin Man
Rosie from The Jetsons

 

Apr
2nd
Wed
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Tom is disappointed that the producers of the Blowjob Ninjas series weren’t more creative with their storylines and costumes.
— My mate FB status
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I finally got to watch Spiderman 3, what was all that dancing about?
Apr
1st
Tue
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Bouncing Back

    The last couple of days have been really stressful for me. Yesterday I found out some cunt in Canada has taken £570 out of my bank account and been spending it at Esso petrol garages up and down his/her’s (could be a bitch) country. Hopefully my bank will have that sorted out some time later this week.
    I didn’t get to watch wrestlemania on sunday as it cut off 10 minutes into the programme, which really pissed me off becuase the next hour was spent on the phone trying to get through to someone. Virgin media are a bunch of cunts for not having any help lines after 12am. They think they are going to mars, they can’t even broadcast a wrestling PPV.

    Anyway I’m going to try a de-stress, gonna watch Paprika on DVD - also play.com is selling the complete Blackbooks for a tenner


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stever-:

The latest recording by The Dregs, featuring a stunning guest appearance by Scruff_E_Guy.

 
This video has really cheered me up, it’s good to see Scruff E guy again especially with The Dregs. 

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Mar
29th
Sat
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Mar
28th
Fri
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First Television Appearance by “Weird Al” Yankovic

performs “Another One Rides the Bus”
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An Open Letter to Harmonix/MTV/EA
Hi, it’s the United Kingdom here, we do, contrary to your belief, do exist, and do play video games, so can we please have a release date for Rock Band?
K,THNXBYE,

Your’s

The United Kingdom

— some dude on the Rockband forum
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Dicker in a tyre (From the Vault)

I will amit that I’ve been really lazy this year making my own video’s, hopefully i’ll get my arse into gear and make some this summer (I have loads of stupid skits written down that I want to film). I’ve re-uploaded a friends video from a 12 mb QT video to it’s orignal 490 mb DV file, enjoy


check out the channel Dicker tv on vimeo, he’s an idiot

http://www.vimeo.com/dicker
Mar
24th
Mon
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Mar
23rd
Sun
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Bill and Steve posted Fast Show clips - Here is my favourite Skit
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HHH vs. Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 12   (match starts at 4:46)

Wrestlemania XXIV Predictions

Triple H vs John Cena vs WWE Champion Randy Orton
Winner: John Cena
Why: Vince needs to sell t-shirts

World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs. Undertaker
winner: Taker
why: 15-0 undefeated streak at WrestleMania

Floyd “Money” Mayweather vs. Big Show
Winner: Mayweather
Why: Big Show will do his losing act, hopefully it not just a boxing match

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels (Career Threatening Match)
Winner: HBK
Why: it’s got to be Flairs last match

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Winner: CM Punk
Why: Not sure why , just a guess,

SmackDown vs. Raw: Batista vs. Umaga
Winner: Batista
Why: Don’t care

24-Man Battle Royal - Winner faces ECW Champion
Winner: The great khali but wont beat Chavo
Why: random guess - I want to hear the “you can’t wrestle” chant

Finlay vs. JBL - Belfast Brawl
Winner: Finlay
Why: The little bastard might help him out