January 2008
27 posts
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Mr Hollywood script writer: Lets make a film like The karate Kid meets The Fast and furious and just add in a load of cheesy shit Mr Hollywood producer: Great Idea !!!! I’ve got an awesome Papa Roach song we can throw in over the top of the trailer, Kids will go crazy
Would you rather?
A. Have an Action figure toy made of you B. Be a selectable character in a Video Game or C. Be shot in a film and have a blood bag explode on your chest
Beverly Hills Cop II
Parking Attendant: I get ten dollars for cars. I get twenty dollars for limos. What the Hell is this?!
Axel Foley: My truck. Here's fifty dollars. Put it next to a limo.
“Bad company makes bad wine”
– kung-fu sample in Wu-Tang Clan’s “Campfire”
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I really want to see the new Rambo film in the Cinema but I’ve got no one to go with, all my friends think it’s gay with a capital ghey. Every time I’ve been to the cinema on my own during the day it’s always full with mentally retarded people who like to shout out during the film. If I go at night I will look like a complete loner. I hate walking into a dark cinema because...
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Bollocks
Chief commissioner of programmes at the BBC: our comedy isn't what it use to be
BBC Head of comedy: I know, I know, it's been really shit recently but I'll make it up to you and change that
Chief commissioner of programmes at the BBC: What have you got for me?
BBC Head of comedy: Well, it's like You've Been Framed but with internet video's
Chief commissioner of programmes at the BBC: o.k, I'm liking it, what else?
BBC Head of comedy: There's an audience that always laugh
Chief commissioner of programmes at the BBC: Nice, and...
BBC Head of comedy: Lenny Henry will present it
Chief commissioner of programmes at the BBC: Excellent and congratulations, your show will be commissioned, but first we need to give it a name
BBC Head of comedy: LennyHenry.TV
Chief commissioner of programmes at the BBC: we're so good at telly
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Boom Boom Shake The Room Tick Tick Prank Call
Telephone: Ring Ring
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Hello Blockbuster Video Hemel, Tony speaking, How can I help?
Prank caller: Hi, Do you have Three Men and a Baby part 3?
Telephone: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Telephone: Ring Ring
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Hello Blockbuster Video Hemel, Tony speaking, How can I help?
Caller: Do you have One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
Blockbuster-video Assistant: I get it, The one who spunk'd over the Cuckoo's chest, Very funny, what ele's do you want to know, Robocock vs The Sperminator, Lord of the G-strings, Shaving Ryan's Privates
Caller: I think you have issues, all i wanted to know was if you had One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Telephone: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Fresh Prince of Prank Calls
Telephone: Ring Ring
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Hello Blockbuster Video Hemel, Tony speaking, How can I help?
Prank caller: Hello, Do you have Men in Black 3?
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Men in Black 3 doesn't exist Sir.
Prank caller: Sorry I meant Men in Black Men 3
Telephone: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Big Willie Style Prank Call
Telephone: Ring Ring
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Hello Blockbuster Video Hemel, Tony speaking, How can I help?
Prank caller: Hi Tony, I was wonder if you had Bad Boys 3 in Stock
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Do you mean Bad Boys 2 becuase they've only made 2
Prank caller: Oh, it's just come out and it's definitely the 3rd in the trilogy
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Do you mean Rush Hour 3?
Prank caller: No, but it has a black dude and a oriental guy in it
Blockbuster-video Assistant: Do you know the name of any of the actors in it?
Prank caller: No, but the name of the film is something like Bad Boys 3, oh i remember now, it's Gay Boys 3
Blockbuster-video Assistant: This is a prank call, isn't it?
Prank caller: Get jiggy with it !!!!!
Telephone: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
A conversation between Casey Aldridge and his Best...
Friend: Yo!!! how's it going???
Daddy-o to be: I'm cool thank's, thanks for asking
Friend: Hey man, I heard the new's, I really didn't want hear it through the t.v, I thought we were friend's!!! but congrats though
Daddy-o to be: Thanks Man, I'm sorry i didn't tell you, the last couple of days have been a whirlwind
Friend: I bet, tell me?
Daddy-o to be: I can't dude, I'm under a contract with O.K magazine not to talk about it with any one, and I mean any one, I SOLD MY STORY!!!
Friend: What? Not even me
Daddy-o to be: yeah, even you
Friend: Come on pal, I've known you since Kindergarten
Daddy-o to be: O.K , don't tell any one, you better swear on your life
Friend: Ok Bro, I swear on my life
Daddy-o to be: Well.. when I was fucking her, all I could think about was.. was how hot her sister use to be and how much of a mess she is now
Friend: That's ok dude it would of happened to the best of us
Daddy-o to be: Thanks bro, it's good to hear that
Friend: Do you want to go out and spend your O.K magazine money?
Daddy-o to be: I've already spent it all
Friend: on what?
Daddy-o to be: On a PS3
Friend: Sweet
Daddy-o to be: Do yah what to come around to night and play it?
Friend : sorry mate i'm baby sitting tonight
Chavs
Reblogged from Dobbsie’s tumblog: American sports sucks, fact. People in England don’t care for it because it’s boring. But why do a lot of English people wear American Sports team related clothing? With all due respect to Dobbsie, I think it’s the other way around. No matter how hard one might try, they would never be able to convince me that cricket is an...
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