December 2007
21 posts
If I was the Prime Minister I would ask people to call me Optimus Prime Minister, then after a while i would drop the Minister. That would be sweet, Can Prime Minister’s do that, they should be able to.
Rambo: Firts Blood
Teasle: "Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us ?"
Trautman: "You send that many, don't forget one thing."
Teasle: "What ?!"
Trautman: "A good supply of body bags !"
Dear Jimmy Savile
Please could you fix it for me to bounce around a WWE wrestling ring with the Undertaker. Thanks Stu x p.s Merry Christmas
T2
The Terminator: [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking.
T-1000 impersonating Janelle: Wolfie's fine, dear, Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead.
please tune into BBC 2 tonight at 9 to watch... →
The Karate Kid, Part III
John Kreese: [looks at his hands] Yes. Make his knuckles bleed.
Terry Silver: [shocked/amazed] Hey! Johnny! I like that! I like that, my friend! I'm going to use that!
Watch
Hello and Ok!
Teacher: Today children we are going to talk about careers and job's. First, I would like to know what do you want to be when you're older. Let's go around the class - starting with you Paul
Paul: I want to be a Vet Miss
Judy: I want to be a docter Miss
Dave: I want to be a astronaut Miss
Stacy: I want to be a WAG Miss
Edward: I want to be a Fireman Miss
Judy: Miss what's a WAG? (with her hand up in the air)
Teacher: A WAG is a wife or Girlfriend of a professional footballer
Judy: Do they get a lot of money?
Teacher: Yes
Judy: What qualifications do you need to be a WAG?
Teacher: None, apart from knowing how to suck cock
Judy: I dont want to be a docter anymore Miss, I want to be a WAG
Teacher: Ok, moving on
Jill: I want to be a WAG Miss
Sarah: I want to be a WAG Miss
Daisy: I want to be a WAG too Miss
Clive: I want to be a professional footballer Miss
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WatchI’d never had seen this Andy Kaufman performance before. I can’t believe that the producers at Midnight Special let him do this, this is so insane. — paulscheer — optimisto