It’s Friday night!!!! What shall I do? stand outside in rain watching piss ant ASDA fireworks or go down to Argos and order an HDMI switch.
I don’t know which one is more painful.
So I needed a HDMI switch box for my monitor tonight and the only place that sells them at this time is Argos . I check the catalog to see if they sell them, they do, I check their website to see if they have any in stock, they do, so I drive on down to my nearest Argos. Luckily it’s not far from my house. It’s a mega fucking super-store.
So I go on in and check on their calculator thing to see if the Internet wasn’t lying. Placed my order on the self scanning machine thingy and get my receipt. I always feel like I’m giving more money to the big fat cats when I pay through a machine not a human. mmmm. So I’ve got my number, I’ve got my collection point letter, now what do I do? I wait, I wait like a fucking bitch.
You’re waiting for a good 5 mins before any movement, your still waiting and hoping that every cunt beyond that desk is getting what ever you’ve ordered but no nothing. The people next to you in line are a builder and his son and two women who are looking at jewelry. The little boy won’t shut up , “DAD CAN I HAVE A PSP, DAD CAN I HAVE A PS3 FOR CHRISTMAS, DAD CAN I HAVE…” another 5-7 mins, patience wearing thin now, Again it’s playing through your head, how hard is it to find a little box for one costumer. There must of been three people on collection points and one dude getting the stuff.
Then there’s was this massive fuck up between both costumers, they both ordered mobile phones that looked like each other but had different models numbers. They just couldn’t work out what model of phone they ordered. all three collection point people where trying to work out who order what. Then I saw my HMDI box on the conveyor belt. YES!!! It’s finally here.,
I kind of stood next to phone convention waving my receipt to see if any worker would quickly grab my purchase and I’ll be on my way, NOOOOOOOOOO!! another 5 mins and a lot of smiles at the people who work there but Nothing.
All I want to do is Jump the barrier and grab my HDMI box and go Home
Can you legal do that? you have paid your money, will that count as trespassing?
Then finally the person who put it on the conveyor belt comes over and gives me my purchase.
“Is this yours? order 210 collection A”
Every time I go shopping I’m always waiting on some slow prick who hates their job.
Passit Pit in Camden tonight, Liberty City all day tomorrow
MCM was fun today, got to play Bayonetta and Tatsunoko, sold. no one dressed as Pedobear